'Tis the Season To Be Jolly (I'd Settle for Not Nuts)

There are only seventy nine days until Christmas.  In that time, I hope to read a tonne of books (only forty-five to go), celebrate a bunch of holidays (thankful for veggie turkey), mark two birthdays (including my thirty-fourth), prepare for the Timmins Symphony Orchestra Concert (I'm in the choir), organise some activities for my church, lose ten pounds, save enough money to max out our RRSP contribution (kidding), keep the house clean (sanitary), get down to Toronto, feed, clothe, and educate my children, and not go crazy.  Here's my plan.

read a tonne of books	Make a reading list and work my way through it in my spare (HA!) time.
celebrate a bunch of holidays	"Sweetheart, the tofurkey is in the deli section, and there's box of stuffing and a can of cranberries in the cupboard"
mark two birthdays	Amazon.ca
prepare for the concert	Practice for twenty (ten) minutes, five (three) times a week.
organise some activities for my church	Delegate.
lose ten pounds	Laugh (it'll burn calories).
save money	Put my head in the sand.
keep my house clean	I had five children for a reason.
get down to Toronto	Hum and haw until it snows and our 'safe to drive' window closes (next week).
feed	Slow cooker freezer meals
clothe	If you can reach the dials (using stepstool), you can do your own laundry.
educate	Take an hour each Sunday afternoon (early Monday morning) to chart out the week.
not go crazy	Write goofy blog posts that minimize how anxious I really am at this time year, and accept myself exactly as I am right now (ashamed of whining).